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Unfortunately, the lid opened directly into the back of her knees as she was squatting. She lost her balance, grabbed the towel rack, and the entire fixture came off the wall. She landed in the bathtub—empty, thank god—but the shock made her laugh, and laughing made her lose the battle.

He could not leave the room. He had to stand center stage, trapped under bright lights, while his body actively revolted. funny pee stories

Never, ever trust a bounce after the age of 30. Unfortunately, the lid opened directly into the back

Keep your bedroom doors locked if you are prone to midnight wandering. He could not leave the room

Desperation can lead to some truly strange behaviors and narrow escapes. The Bus Commute from Hell

But one August day, a tourist asked a question about stalagmites that took 15 minutes to answer. By the time Red reached the "Hall of Giants," she was doing the Potty Dance—a subtle heel-toe maneuver she thought was invisible.

: Another similar story involved a person who would pee on their stepfather's car as an act of rebellion. Eventually, they couldn't even see the car without needing a bathroom immediately, a habit that only broke once he finally got a new vehicle. The "I Have to Pee" Hall of Fame