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: One traveler, stuck in a car during a freezing rainstorm with over an hour left in the drive, resorted to using a spare pamper and wet wipes to solve her problem. She reported feeling "shame" but admitted it was better than the alternative.

Let’s be honest for a second. We have all been there. Whether you are five years old on a long car ride, twenty-five at a crowded bar with a line to the bathroom, or forty-five after having two kids and a weak bladder, the struggle against Mother Nature is real. There is perhaps no universal human experience quite as humbling as the desperate need to urinate. funny+pee+stories

"I unzipped and started relieving myself directly onto a large, leafy ficus plant in the corner of their bedroom. The noise woke up my girlfriend’s dad. He turned on the bedside lamp to find me standing in his room, dead-eyed, watering his wife's favorite houseplant." : One traveler, stuck in a car during

"You have reached your destination. Relieve yourself in 3... 2... 1..." The frantic dance: That specific "keys-in-hand" shuffle we all know too well. The betrayal: We have all been there

: Mid-stream, a massive, hidden automated scarecrow—complete with flashing red eyes and a loud, pre-recorded mechanical scream—suddenly activated just five feet away.